一、分享一个生活小妙招，只要枕头下面放一瓶水，晚上就可以方便喝水。
Share a little trick of life. As long as you put a bottle of water under your pillow, you can drink water at night.
二、当幸福来敲门的时候，或许我不在家
When happiness knocks, maybe I'm not at home
三、戴耳机进来的过来聚一聚
Come and get together when you come in wearing headphones
四、再好的香水干不过韭菜盒子奥
No amount of perfume is better than leek box
五、表白就要一步到位，小哥哥，合葬嘛
The confession must be done in one step, little brother, buried together
六、不好意思各位，因为我列表太多男生，我男朋友总是生气吃醋，希望你们理解我，不想让我男朋友总是生气吃醋。所以我把他删了
Sorry everyone, because I have too many boys on my list, my boyfriend is always angry and jealous. I hope you understand me and don't want my boyfriend to be always angry and jealous. So I deleted him
七、大家好，只要我坚持把剩饭放进冰箱，我就可以变成一个明星范冰冰。
Hello everyone, as long as I stick to putting leftovers in the refrigerator, I can become a star Fan Bingbing.
八、我姓王 我非常喜欢学习 开学了 我要拼搏一回 所以我叫王一博
My last name is Wang. I like to study very much. I have to work hard once, so my name is Wang Yibo
九、我男朋友的力气特别大，经常背着我和其他人约会去
My boyfriend is so strong that he often goes out with other people behind my back
十、你就算失败了99次，也要努力一次，凑个整数
Even if you fail 99 times, you have to work hard once and make up an integer
十一、世界上真有能，我就被一条龙服务过
There is such a thing as ability in the world, I have been served by one-stop service
十二、愿得一人心，免得老相亲
Willing to win a heart, so as not to get old blind date
十三、事事如料之外，年年有，余额不足
Everything is unexpected, every year, balances is insufficient
十四、熬夜是真的会变丑，我已经从宇宙第一美女降到了地球第一美女
Staying up late is really going to get ugly. I have dropped from the first beauty in the universe to the first beauty on earth
十五、考完四级英语听力，我悟出一个道理，有些话，只能说给懂的人听
After taking the CET-4 listening test, I realized a truth. Some words can only be said to those who understand.
十六、太谢谢他了，这么热的天没有他的冷暴力，我真不知道没空调的我怎么活
Thank him very much. I really don't know how to live without air conditioning in such a hot day without his cold violence.
十七、睡前一定要吃宵夜，这样才不会做饿梦
Be sure to eat late at night before going to bed so that you don't have a hungry dream
十八、此时此刻我心心念念的男人 谁能想到他的名字 竟然叫杨国福
At this moment I am thinking of a man whose name is Yang Guofu
十九、麻烦大家路过草坪的时候小心点 不要弄脏，我这个月要吃的土
Please be careful not to get dirty when you pass the lawn. The soil I'm going to eat this month
二十、现在年纪大了不敢用可爱宝宝当头像了，怕别人以为是我生的
Now that I am older, I dare not use a cute baby as an avatar. I am afraid that others will think that I was born.
二十一、我想你了 复合吧 这个赛季打不动了
I miss you. Get back together. I can't play this season
二十二、我不是一个好父亲 不是一个好丈夫 也不是个好儿子那又怎么样呢 我是一个女孩子
I am not a good father, a good husband or a good son, so what? I am a girl
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